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As shining armor was to be a ballerina when the few wonder as he was wearing a dress when he likely has an erection at the wrong time when he was to be blushing hoping no one saw him with a skirt lift.
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Background Pony #2BA3
I should wear something like that!
SquiggyBomb
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Gayest hand in the west
Three words fuckers, Mikhail Nikolaevich Baryshnikov.
Aw, he’s so pretty~
Background Pony #F961
The appeal of Cadence’s wardrobe is irresistable.
Brass Melody
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Gas Loving Baritone Butt
Oh the Homophobia readings from CD are off the charts.  
full  
Also could you maybe move on from the steak truck metaphor? There’s other manly tropes you have yet to use like football, lumbering, power tools, weight lifing…
@Zombie  
Oh i see, thanks.
Background Pony #9BEB
Gamma = The Hulk
 
Also, gender is a discourse
@Takuto
 
Alpha = Manly, dominant, aggressive, fit, etc.
 
Beta = Sensitive, emotional, intellectual, reserved, etc.
 
Gamma doesn’t have anything I don’t think.
Alpha..beta..i can’t understand anything!  
What the gamma does all that means??
My Request!
Of course Spike is a beta, he’s still a child, ClownDicks. But when he grows up, he’ll have the body of a dragon and the mind of an above average high school graduate!
Background Pony #9BEB
ClownDicks prefers dog pussy
Also, I have a dog.
So much denial in this topic. D:
 
Oh well, more pussy and truck-steak for me!
Having low standards isn’t something to brag about, clowndicks.
Unfortunately his cat is male. Have fun with his spiked penis ClownDicks.
Quality over quantity.
 
The number of pussy I can have is largely irrelevant to how I want to live. One spectacular one is better than a trucklode.
 
Also, most meat is meh to me. I prefer fruits.
Background Pony #9BEB
The only pussy ClownDicks gets is from his cat
@Baron_Noir  
Sucks for you, I finished it!
@Z_T  
You’re missing out, man. Missing out on all the pussy you could ever want. And truck-steaks, I cannot stress that enough.
besides i don’t think being a guard captian is very beta
These comments are beautiful.
 
@CD Also, that’s my truck-steak now, thank you very much.
@ClownDicks
 
I guess I’m a beta, then.
 
Oh, well.