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Fifth Yacht -
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
@ABrony
 
full  
Show me “ a bunch’a gibberish”!
Background Pony #8E97
A +1 for the Time Cube reference, good sir.
Kamazeustra
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Goldenlöwe in Aeternum
I Time Cube. It was a decent crazy rant, but I always preferred Gangster Computer God worldwide SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY.
“ORANGES HAS CONTROL OF THE TIME CUBE!”
@Ping_chan  
This was AOL, almost 20 years ago, and an that I believe would have been deleted for inactivity while Bush Jr was president.
Ping_chan
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pretty soft for a Sony.
@NightWriter  
You can probably try getting in touch with who ever your email provider is and see if they can restore those emails.
@omera251  
Yea yea yea yea somebody else watches the Friendcast.
True fact: Once, a long-ass time ago, I actually emailed the Time Cube guy. I told him I’d take him up on his offer to teach Time Cube (in exchange for money) but he needed to convince me of it first. Or at least explain why Time Cube has four sides when actual cubes have 6. Not that I particularly wanted to teach Time Cube, but I wanted to challenge the guy to prove his madness to me.
 
We actually went back and forth for several emails (which, sadly, I wish I’d kept), but his end of it was the same sort of insane gibberish that made up the original site, and eventually I gave up.
Time cube? SuddenlyOranges?
Ping_chan
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pretty soft for a Sony.
@ABrony  
I want that on a tee-shirt…
The Races Must Not Mix Until Time Cube is Defeated
Ping_chan
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pretty soft for a Sony.
Huh, so this is the craziness that predated the flat earth movement?  
I wonder what other weird shit came out before the 90’s?
Background Pony #5C47
I trolling by posting random snippets from that webite. In OP or in response, it didn’t matter, made just as much sense. Good times.
Minus
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.

Leader of the G4 purists
Wow ancient meme. Never thought I’d see this again.
WingbeatPony
Daring Do Dakimakura - Attended a Derpibooru  at a MLP convention
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger

Tag horse
Fluttershy may be a disciple of the theory, but Pinkie is the one who’d be able to make actual sense of it. And then declare the whole thing as crazy. With no damage to her own sanity. Somehow.
YOUR ARE EDUCATED STUPID! EVIL SINGULARITY ADULTS EAT OWN CHILD SELF! BELLY BUTTON LOGIC DESTROYS THE ONE-DAY BIBLE! SIMULTANEOUS 4-CORNER 4-EARTH DAY ROTATION PROVES EVIL TEACHERS EDUCATE YOU STUPID!
 

 
 
  • Flutter Shy, Sugarcubic and Wisest Pegasus.
Background Pony #0A19
Actually watched a Down the Rabbit Hole episode of Fredrik Knudsen’s a few days ago about the Time Cube.
Background Pony #10C4
>>1581538p (merged)
 
Well, the math checks out. I guess she’s onto something.
Azure Fang
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Oh no, he's here?
@FloydPinkerton  
Nope
 
TIL the original author is dead, but that there was enough following to revive his site.
The Time Cube’s the thing the Doctor had to find all the pieces to, right?
Robomorons
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

I See You
Only you can defeat Santa God.
Man, that’s a old one.