Equestria Daily’s Newbie Artist Training Grounds, day 13: Draw a pony exploring the final frontier.
 
This is statistically the third most likely way Patch was going to get his dumb ass killed, but that’s only because Equestria doesn’t have automobiles.

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@phallen1  
Ohh! I like that a lot! Also guess that thirst will never be taken care of now
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The courage to jump...
@Ironwolf  
He doesn’t want to hurt anyone, he just wants to jump, and jumping strapped to a cute girl would totally work for him. But everyone is wise to his crap and nobody wants to indulge him. He’s just thirsty.
@phallen1  
XD guess in this ending, he has to cause other bad endings for other s huh?
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@phallen1  
Aah, he is turned into a harness? Huh. That just seems like a favor ehe~ You think it’d be something like being made to watch as various ponies put on parachutes wrong forever, or being made to wear one that itches really bad for eternity. uwu
phallen1
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Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.

The courage to jump...
@Background Pony #ACBD  
@ABrony
 
Worse. Far worse.
 
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@Background Pony #ACBD  
Every time he packs a chute, it instantly comes out again all tangled. It’s his task to keep packing the chute forever.
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@phallen1  
This raises a funny/silly question, what would they do to him in pony hell? He wasnt super bad I bet, so maybe they’d chain just chain him up in a harness (since he seems to have a thing for those~) and just let him hang about? A kind of “well this is what killed ya so enjoy it and the boredom ahaha” ;3
@phallen1  
Oh! Sorry! I just thought it would be a good what if idea…sorry…
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Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.

The courage to jump...
@Ice Wolf  
D:  
I’m not gonna kill Windy, even as a joke! People like Windy!
@phallen1  
Oh…sorry. I…have a problem I guess where I try to think of…details or a story for these kind of things. Don’t know why, I guess I like thinking a lot for what if ideas, I guess.
 
sigh well, thank you for not being mad at me. Also keep up with the great work/art! :)  
Also, had an idea for you actually! What if you drew another picture like this but it’s with patches girlfriend and her soul is going to pony heaven instead. I understand if you say no of course!  
Well, I hope you have a great day! :)
phallen1
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Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.

The courage to jump...
@Ice Wolf  
You didn’t upset me, I’m just not always sure how to respond when one of my dumb self-deprecating jokes gets taken seriously.
Heyoo…I..did I make you upset with my last message? I’m just wondering if I did…I’m sorry if I did.
@phallen1  
Oh it’s okay! Thank you for explaining this to me! :)
 
Keep up with the great work my friend!
 
Edit: so why is he getting sent to hell anyways? And what were the other top 2 ways you think he could probably die from? Just wondering! :)
phallen1
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Air Ponyville -
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.

The courage to jump...
@Ice Wolf  
He hit the ground, died, and his body made a crater. His soul is being dragged to hell.
 
I didn’t think it was that complicated. Please forgive me for causing the confusion.
Wait…did he die, make a crater and go to hell? Or is he dead because he found hell? I’m really confused…could someone please explain this to me?
phallen1
Software Patch - For ing the site
Commission Junkie - Derpi er
Air Ponyville -
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.

The courage to jump...
@ABrony  
Your icon is strangely appropriate for this.
Live by the gravity, die by the gravity.