No…
I fucking hate Cozy Glow. I know what you’re thinking, this is what everypony thinks today, but no. Cozy Glow has always been a piece of shit. A damn nude coloured filly got enrolled into the School of Friendship and she suddenly became a villain? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve tried to purchase hair curlers only to turn the corner and realise Cozy Glow had already bought the last hair curlers in the store to use them on her stupid blue fucking mane. She took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn naked foal to hell with me. Cozy Glow has ruined my family. Before the incident of all the magic draining from Equestria, I approached the miserable pony in the street, and asked her for her autograph, because my daughter is a huge fan. The fucking filly gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my daughter the autograph she started crying and said she hated me. Turns out the ponyfucker didn’t write her autograph, no, she wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and am paying a visit to Tartarus to plan a huge class-action execution against the nude coloured devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Cozy. All the ponies you’ve wronged will decimate you.
She said she’d get friendship in some place that didn’t need the elements of it.
Would it surprise anyone if she believes Tartarus is that place and is thus trying to pull a Rick by letting herself go there?
I fucking hate Cozy Glow. I know what you’re thinking, this is what everypony thinks today, but no. Cozy Glow has always been a piece of shit. A damn nude coloured filly got enrolled into the School of Friendship and she suddenly became a villain? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve tried to purchase hair curlers only to turn the corner and realise Cozy Glow had already bought the last hair curlers in the store to use them on her stupid blue fucking mane. She took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn naked foal to hell with me. Cozy Glow has ruined my family. Before the incident of all the magic draining from Equestria, I approached the miserable pony in the street, and asked her for her autograph, because my daughter is a huge fan. The fucking filly gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my daughter the autograph she started crying and said she hated me. Turns out the ponyfucker didn’t write her autograph, no, she wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and am paying a visit to Tartarus to plan a huge class-action execution against the nude coloured devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Cozy. All the ponies you’ve wronged will decimate you.
Nope, I would not work for you.
Man, you should have met this brat
Friendship equals power and she wanted it all
Would it surprise anyone if she believes Tartarus is that place and is thus trying to pull a Rick by letting herself go there?
More like: Powerwolf - Midnight Messiah
Edited
Sorry, it’s just that I sometimes have problems differing “A” and “E” these days
Now, it is not a grammar error now.
Demn it, you made me laugh!