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@redweasel  
Plus they can’t be both wittiness and jury. But that’s assuming this is a trial by jury in the first place
redweasel
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Fuzzbutt
@dshadow14
 
yeah sorry, that’s what I meant.
 
@Adam Griff
 
far as I know only one witness is called to the courtroom at a time. anyway they could be in the court audience I suppose, but that wouldn’t explain why it switched over to them, when he asked if this was a fair hearing.
@redweasel  
I think they are witnesses
but the fact that he doesn’t have a defendant is also pretty glaring.
 
I think you mean “Defense Attorney”, because he is the defendant.
redweasel
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Fuzzbutt
@CaptainGrumpy
 
the jury doesn’t defend the defendant, they reach a verdict based on the arguments from the defense and the prosecution. and they’re supposed to be impartial.
 
but the fact that he doesn’t have a defendant is also pretty glaring.
 
@TheKman100
 
it was one amnesia potion, and there’s a difficult but reliable cure.
 
I certainly do think his sentence should include limits to his alchemical activities. and possibly counseling. lots and lots of
 

 
counseling
TheKman100

MLP, Megaman, Modularity
@redweasel
 
His crimes include country-wide memory tampering. Arranging a fair trial would be all but impossible.
Johnny B. Mediocre
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@redweasel  
who would defend him though
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
okay… that’s… actually a very good point. that’s the jury?
 
I mean you’re the princess, so throw him in the dungeon in the place where you banished him to I guess, but why have a trial, if you’re not gonna… have a trial?
FoldabotZ
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Novice Brony
Hey, it’s the Ace Attorney courtroom!
You’ve willingly tampered with the memories of everypony in Equestria, forcing them to forget a significant portion of their lives just because of your pettiness and unwillingness to Forgive and come-to- with your own Regrets. You chose to make your own problems everypony elses’ in a bid to make yourself alone feel better when it wasn’t even necessary.
@Background Pony #C0C6  
Uh, no. What Celestia SHOULD say is…
 
“Do you wanna go to the moon? Because an attitude like that is how little ponies get shipped to the moon.”
So, I take it they thawed him out for his trial here, and even after being petrified, he’s still talking back to the Princesses. At this point I’m starting to ire the guy for his sheer cussedness.
He’s lucky that he’s even getting a trial. Twilight could have executed him on the spot.
Ok, it IS rather biased if that shot of Nyx and the gang is supposed to be the jury box, but as @TheKman100 notes, there’s literally no one in Equestria, possibly the planet, not affected by his crimes, so finding an unbiased jury, judge, or prosecutor would be impossible.
its your own fault no one is speaking for you
Background Pony #C71F
Well Yellow Stalion, consider this the fairest hearing you will ever get, i mean Celestia could just see you as a big Bannana if you know what i mean.
TheKman100

MLP, Megaman, Modularity
“With all due respect, Mr. Purée, charges of memory tampering would make a fair hearing almost impossible.”
Johnny B. Mediocre
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!

psst it's me I'm a horse
uh… yeah