(laughing what the heck am I doing with my life! continues laughing)
||Translation (Because it is very much needed):
Look it’s my oc! She is a very powerful alicorn princess from the land of Alicorniaopolis
She is very powerful
She is very edgy
She has a very huge beard
She has very long hair
She has a mission to stop Marshall “Binärcode” Stein from burning more places down for the sake of anarchy
Both of her parents died****
She is also a shark
And is also a birdie
Hope you like my oc!
Place does not exist, obviously
** Simpsons Movie reference
*** His name is familiar, almost as if, I CREATED HIM BEFORE!
**** If you had to go through that in real life, I’m sorry for your loss.||
(I, SmartMars603, posted this anonymously to give the effect that this was made by someone without a Derpi . The artist tag might have rendered that useless.)
Okay, I dare someone to read the untranslated text, the way it is. Please do, and when you do, please post it in the comments. I would love to see a bunch (I doubt that many, I’m a random person on the internet) of people trying to read it.
I might be uncultured, what are you talking about?
Eh, it was meant to be hard to read. It’s not your fault.
I tried but gave up. (earlier)
mY oC aLwAyS wInS aNd NeVeR lOsEs BeCaUsE iT iS pOwEr!
OK SO MY OC CAN DEFEAT JIREN BLANKO WITH JUST ONE FINGER, SO UNLESS YOUR OC CAN TOO MINE IS STRONGER
PrOvE iT