The ponut is the right hole

You wouldn’t have that problem if that were me instead, you big silly.

@Slirtson  

No, Princess, I was just checking the voltage in your orifices…hmm…235 volts, so it should be enough to charge my phone. I have an European plug that will fit right into your nostrils…inserts the plug Ok, now hold still….5%….20%….35%…50%….hold on just for a little bit longer…80%…and…DONE! disconnects Say, your nose is a one well-build supercharger! Thanks! Good thing I have an older model, the battery should last for a week or two.
 
Hugs you Thank you for your help.
 
(235 Volts, can you imagine?! How and why?!!?!)