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Background Pony #9860
@Squirmy Hooves  
@Background Pony #F11A  
Derpy is older than dash  
they might be cousins  
|| if you wanted to make a relation n||
  1. Derpy can’t be Dash’s mother, she’s younger then her.
  2. Spectrum blitz (Rainbow dad) might have ed it to her.
  3. They’re cousins. and the golden eyes run in the family.
 
Or maybe Derpy and Rainbow Dash are twins.
 
BUT in TS3 there is a family like this: mom (Judy) and dad (Jack Bunch) have green and black eyes respectively. (and the black eyes in TS3 are actually really dark lime green. ’Cept Leighton Sekemoto, his is dark yellow.)
 
Their 1st child, Ethan, has blue eyes. 2ndborn Lisa has brown eyes, 3rdborn Arlo has amber eyes, and 4thborn Darlene has green eyes.
 
So in this family genetics get the bunch out of nowhere.
Background Pony #0DE9
His coat is also very similar.. though I know this image is a joke.
derpy is related to RD. duh.
DINKY AND DERPY ARE THE SAME SPECIES TOO, YOU FOOL!
 
It’s called tribes! Get it right next time!
Background Pony #3A32
SHIT  
THIS MEANS LUNA AND COLGATE ARE RELATED
Rainbow Dash and Derpy are cousins. So sayeth Thor. God of Thunder
Background Pony #2BBE
  1. Derpy can’t be Dash’s mother, she’s younger then her.  
  2. Spectrum blitz (Rainbow dad) might have ed it to her.  
  3. They’re cousins. and the golden eyes run in the family.
MezzoDragon
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Pathetic Failure
I have one: It’s a coincidence.
they are cousins. there try that one.
@Questionmarktarius  
I believe it’s a jab at the one that was posted awhile back. The text is different.
Background Pony #F5E3
They aren’t related.
 
Crazy, right?
Wasn’t this on here a week or two ago?
Rainbow Dash didn’t treat Derpy like a mother in Last Roundup. Therefore, this is a coincidence.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I invented paper
@OttOPilot  
also by that logic, Marilyn Manson is related to my Siberian husky
@OttOPilot  
Maybe….maybe you are.  
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING  
WHERE ARE THE PLANS
it is a shot at the small things this fandom makes big drama out of
Background Pony #C99B
But then turns out RD is also her lost mother? Which explains Filly Derpy in one of the CMC episodes~?
Oh! I got one! Based on this, I would hypothesize that OP is a duck.
by that logic I’m related to Hitler
His eyes are slightly darker than hers.
 
HEADCANON REJECTED
For god sakes, NO
…to the future!