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Twidrew
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

Umbrum
Dinky convinced me to poison molestias milkshake
Space Case

Derp is best
Nov. 1
That would be quite a twist.
Background Pony #39A6
My body, might be ready for you, Trixieee.
I discover that Pinkamena is my daughter from the future.
 
What sort of response could I possibly give that?
MezzoDragon
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pathetic Failure
@Algebroot Neogears  
This works well. Rainbow doesn’t like pie and Lyra is, more or less, a unicorn version of Pinkie Pie.
Algebroot Neogears
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Artist -
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~

Metafiction & Horror Fan
Rainbow Dash bakes a pie for me, only to smash it into Lyra’s face.
@Background Pony #716A  
Only if you say it is
Am I gonna be Trixie’s ancestor!?
Background Pony #716A
@DEADSKILL
 
Oops, wrong turn
@Background Pony #4016  
Touring the wonderbolt academy maybe?
Background Pony #716A
I walk into Spitfire and Dashie bathing together…
 
Howd I end up in the Wonderbolts lockerroom?
Chrysalis makes me a pie and but before i can eat it she smashes it into vinyl scratches face. Should have expected that…
Pinkamena Diane Pie would be my daughter from the future.
 
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Background Pony #2073
I enter the bathroom to pee but then I see Pinkie and Flutters in the bath. My eyes widen as I move back and close the door slowly while exclaiming “awkward…”.
DudeNin64
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

Some random brony
TWINKLESHINE, GIVE THAT CONTROLLER NOW!
Owain from Fire Emblem has swordfight with Dinky and Celestia over a pit of snakes. HIS SWORD HAND TWITCHES!
I wake up to find out that I’m princess Molestia’s foal.  
I don’t know if that’s a bad thing or not
I’m the Father of Fluttershy…
I fathered Spitfire. Dash would kill to meet me then.
@Timstro59  
I guess Discord’s mom.
Yeah, Derpy! Smash that pie into Trixie’s face!
Timstro59
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

A FoE: PH fan
@xale  
Who did you fuck for that to happen?
I discover Discord is my son from the future!!!! Holy crap!
Valiant Spiral

Chaos Within Harmony
So…my future daughter is fanonically known as the town drunkard?
Background Pony #1351
Molestia its to me that Luna is deeply in love with me. Seems like something’s she’d do.