Surprisingly it’s not. But how do you…? It’s pretty simple, really. By fooling my body into thinking I’m a plant I can now reproduce asexually using my tail as a rhizome. Now we have a source of infinite smiles. What?! Where did you get that? I can’t say; but I’m popular on Tumblr now. Because I’m now a trigendered ESP communist anti-socialist triggered by parties and smiles I get to speak out against vegetarianism. I also have heates named, Pinkamena, Pinkie the Second, Doctor Pinkie, Sir Pinkie the Partier, Chef Pinkie, Foil Charizard Pinkie- Okay, I get it- Because I’m part plant I get to say that plants feel pain despite being unable to vocalize it directly. Clearly it’s our duty as ponies to resort to non-plant non-animal means of nutrients. In other words fungus and rock slime. For a fair world we need every living thing to stop eating plants and animals, eat fungus, rock slime, and the occasional salt lick. She’s right! Let’s promote equality by bullying everyone into accepting our world view! Screw that; I’m grabbing tacos with Pinkie. But if someone levels a criticism at us we can pretend to be offended and get internet sympathy! That’s… counter-productive at best. We don’t need to have a reasonable discussion ever! We’re getting tacos; you coming or not? …social just-us can wait!
So Rarity reproduces the same way Parasprites do, and Pinkie reproduces by budding (“Pie-tosis”). Sure why not.
In the meantime, Beavernator’s postscript further showcases his descent into madness, or at least has a pretty epic rant. Although I’m willing to bet the usual suspects won’t be happy about it.
Why? It’s already common knowledge that Apples grow on trees.
can ya? can ya? can ya? can ya?
Do we get an Applebloom and Applejack take on it now?
the same way you gert any image to appear, !! with the image url between them.
We must have an AB version!
watch Applejack demonstrate it the old fashion way
In the meantime, Beavernator’s postscript further showcases his descent into madness, or at least has a pretty epic rant. Although I’m willing to bet the usual suspects won’t be happy about it.
Me, too
@WinterCutieMark
I personally expected Rarity to appear in the description XD
I’m gonna have to that one
Also, about these fillies: D’AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW…