“Warsmith, this is Moonlight Blaze, a Lieutenant of our Lunar Guard,” Luna introduced the batpony mare, who was obviously doing a rough tactical assessment of the Chaos Lord and not liking the results.
Moonlight Blaze stared hard at Solon, her face twisting into a grimace. “So YOU’RE the one who our Princess has chosen to serve, hm? Disappointing.”
Luna’s expression hardened, and she was about to chastise the guard when Solon started laughing.
“Oh, would you jusht look at her, trying to be all dark and edgy? That’sh adorable!” Solon said brightly as his optics whirled in their sockets. “I’ll take two shquadsh of them!”
Moonlight blinked in shock, but Luna looked pleased.
“Very well! Lady Blaze, awaken Shadow Lancer to see to the selection! Only our finest warriors shalt the crusade against the green tide!” Luna commanded.
The batpony’s eye twitched, and she glared up at the crimson lights of Solon’s optical array. “Do you want us gift-wrapped, while you’re at it?” she growled.
“And they even have a shenshe of humor! Make it three shquadsh!” Solon decided.
“D’oh!”
@SFant
So, they don’t like the Imperial Guard flash lights, (probably thinking they cause suffering given the mentality of the ponies in the show), but are fine using poisoned weapons…
@Blissey1
DARK Eldar weapons, specifically. The Company had some splinter rifles scavenged from dead raiders, and the batpones didn’t like lasguns. Go fig.
If those twigs tried to be any edgier, they’d cut themselves.
…more than usual.
Nah. They just hate flashy weapons.
“Dark and edgy” indeed.
So, they don’t like the Imperial Guard flash lights, (probably thinking they cause suffering given the mentality of the ponies in the show), but are fine using poisoned weapons…
Need to try reading the story some time.
DARK Eldar weapons, specifically. The Company had some splinter rifles scavenged from dead raiders, and the batpones didn’t like lasguns. Go fig.