@Whiteeyes
You weak little children, you should get back to your homes.
Big Brother is here now, and I rule all alone!
You both make me sad, to see both your might.
You had to use powers to get in my line of sight!
Amon, you’re depressing. You only had one act.
And then it all fell apart when the Avatar attacked!
You took on a city and conquered it, that’s true.
But I’ve never seen a conqueror lose faster as you!
Starlight, oh Starlight, where do I start?
You built up an empire, and then it lost heart!
You held power for some time, but severely lacked style.
And your brainwashing techniques only worked for a while!
Amon commanded armies, and Starlight a city.
Yet neither of your empires lasted long. What a pity!
My conquest is eternal, citizens equal in pain!
A Two Minute Hate lasts longer than your reigns!
@Trilby Pony
This is bad comedy.
Amon you’re a flopped property.
When you were gone the problems remained,
Your entire legitimate cause got stained!
Also, water powers near a bay with washable paint?
There are so many things wrong with that stupid feint.
And you’re a hundred times the hypocrite I could ever be,
But unlike you I planed that from the start see.
You’d throw the world out of balance because you dad was a jerk.
My own rise to power came from my own hard work.
You did it to feel better, I did it for power,
And unlike you I haven’t had my final hour.
@Whiteeyes
That’s your problem, right there: Expressive Sterility.
Don’t try to paint yourself with nonexistent nobiliy.
You want to talk messes, friend, you’re the biggest one I see!
Your entire motivation was just base jealousy.
Oh, didn’t think I heard you give a gripe about that spell?
A Princess did it better, and you got whiny as Hell!
Your Room 101 tricks are so boring to witness.
I gathered my followers with much more class and finesse!
You’re a petty little sociopath, with no real conviction.
My persona was a lie, but I believed in my mission.
My little plagiarist, even your staff’s not innovative!
So hide in your cave, until you can be creative.
@Trilby Pony
Take of that mask and lets go face to face.
Cause I don’t need to hid you big disgrace.
You had to prove yourself to get people to eat out of your hand,
I got a true cult in utopia land.
When you get down to it it’s all for your daddy issues.
He abused you, oh boohoo grab some tissues.
Your powers weren’t from the spirits, lame.
My powers actually matched my claim.
All you did was take away people’s power to bend
While I truly brought equality in the end!
I brought every single high point low,
And in the end I stole the show.
Sit down little pony,
Learn better rhetoric!
Your prose are so bad
That they make me feel sick.
My words can move troops
Make folks jump through hoops!
You take away magic, I invented that schtick.
Took a season to lose, while your first lost was quick.
I’m the true equalizer, and I got volunteers.
Your crew were all brainwashed, threw you out on your ear.
So go ahead and throw out your first bit of verse.
No matter how dangerous you try to seem, I’m worse.
@icesticker
It’s a rap battle, fighting skills don’t matter.
@Background Pony #ECE2
Look, I’m not usually the announcer I usuall rap. I’m just not rapping first because this was my request and it just feels rude.
EEEEEEEpic Rap Battles of Animaaaation!
@Whiteeyes
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
You weak little children, you should get back to your homes.
Big Brother is here now, and I rule all alone!
You both make me sad, to see both your might.
You had to use powers to get in my line of sight!
Amon, you’re depressing. You only had one act.
And then it all fell apart when the Avatar attacked!
You took on a city and conquered it, that’s true.
But I’ve never seen a conqueror lose faster as you!
Starlight, oh Starlight, where do I start?
You built up an empire, and then it lost heart!
You held power for some time, but severely lacked style.
And your brainwashing techniques only worked for a while!
Amon commanded armies, and Starlight a city.
Yet neither of your empires lasted long. What a pity!
My conquest is eternal, citizens equal in pain!
A Two Minute Hate lasts longer than your reigns!
This is bad comedy.
Amon you’re a flopped property.
When you were gone the problems remained,
Your entire legitimate cause got stained!
Also, water powers near a bay with washable paint?
There are so many things wrong with that stupid feint.
And you’re a hundred times the hypocrite I could ever be,
But unlike you I planed that from the start see.
You’d throw the world out of balance because you dad was a jerk.
My own rise to power came from my own hard work.
You did it to feel better, I did it for power,
And unlike you I haven’t had my final hour.
That’s your problem, right there: Expressive Sterility.
Don’t try to paint yourself with nonexistent nobiliy.
You want to talk messes, friend, you’re the biggest one I see!
Your entire motivation was just base jealousy.
Oh, didn’t think I heard you give a gripe about that spell?
A Princess did it better, and you got whiny as Hell!
Your Room 101 tricks are so boring to witness.
I gathered my followers with much more class and finesse!
You’re a petty little sociopath, with no real conviction.
My persona was a lie, but I believed in my mission.
My little plagiarist, even your staff’s not innovative!
So hide in your cave, until you can be creative.
No one said anything about fighting, just that she did not stand a chance.
Take of that mask and lets go face to face.
Cause I don’t need to hid you big disgrace.
You had to prove yourself to get people to eat out of your hand,
I got a true cult in utopia land.
When you get down to it it’s all for your daddy issues.
He abused you, oh boohoo grab some tissues.
Your powers weren’t from the spirits, lame.
My powers actually matched my claim.
All you did was take away people’s power to bend
While I truly brought equality in the end!
I brought every single high point low,
And in the end I stole the show.
@Whiteeyes
technically, it is rap battles of animation, but in this case…
@Trilby Pony
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUALITYYYY
STARLIGHT GLIMMER
VS.
AAAAAAMON
BEGIN
Sit down little pony,
Learn better rhetoric!
Your prose are so bad
That they make me feel sick.
My words can move troops
Make folks jump through hoops!
You take away magic, I invented that schtick.
Took a season to lose, while your first lost was quick.
I’m the true equalizer, and I got volunteers.
Your crew were all brainwashed, threw you out on your ear.
So go ahead and throw out your first bit of verse.
No matter how dangerous you try to seem, I’m worse.
It’s a rap battle, fighting skills don’t matter.
@Background Pony #ECE2
Look, I’m not usually the announcer I usuall rap. I’m just not rapping first because this was my request and it just feels rude.
She isn’t even a bender
Isn’t it Epic Rap Battles of Animation?
Starlight Shimmer!
Vs
Aaaaaaaamoooon!
Begin!
that Amon has trained his Waterbending to the point where he could Bloodbend without needing any moonlight.
Starlight’s got her work cut out.
eyup it pretty easy to make really