So here’s Lauren Faust the Fausticorn fausting panzers with a panzerfaust from a panzer in a cornfield.

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ACApenetrator50
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Big loud things on poles
@Background Pony #A325  
Yeah, but’s it’s slow as shit and no bridge can it’s weight
ACApenetrator50
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Big loud things on poles
Lauren Faust, with a panzerfaust 80, in a panzerkampfswagen iv. It’s brilliant
yo dawg, we heard you like Faust  
so we gave a faust to yo Faust
Background Pony #76D9
@Background Pony #30D1  
I meant the tank!
Background Pony #9827
@Background Pony #93E2  
Indeed, very good book :P  
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Background Pony #76D9
All these people talking about the Panzer, when the Maus is clearly superior
Background Pony #9827
@Background Pony #1B2B  
Ah, OK. Sometimes people on here don’t know what they’re talking about and will make silly claims like a siege mortar is a tank.
Background Pony #418D
@Background Pony #30D1  
That’s… kinda the joke, mate.
Background Pony #9827
@Background Pony #1B2B  
A siege mortar is not a tank, cool as it is. Everyone knows IS-2 is best tonk.
Biker Dash

The Biker
@Pagan  
That made me lol
Background Pony #418D
Let’s not have a repeat of that one image of Night Strike and Static facing down a Churchill AVRE.
 
Besides, everyone knows Karl-Gerat is best tonk.
Pagan

Gay Viking
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@Background Pony #EBA8  
Of course, it was a later tank…
 
@Background Pony #30D1  
Shall I fetch some footage of your beloved being blasted at +1km?
“Panzer vor!”  
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Pagan

Gay Viking
“Out of the way haters!”
Background Pony #9827
Т-34 > все танки
Background Pony #C01A
Pz. V > Pz. IV
kircher

Stopped caring
How many panzers could Lauren Faust faust if a Lauren Faust could faust panzers?
 
 
@BigBuggyBastage  
‘Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my legal injunction.’
Vaidelot
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Speaking Fancy -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Humble Dash-worshipper
“Tiger”? Looks like PzKpfw IV to me…
BigBuggyBastage
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
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Grass - ...has been touched
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Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
Hopefully the target is Hasbro (or at least their copyright lawyers’ firm).