Oh I made this too. If it’s not apparent by now, I love cheesy hentai dialogue.
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https://xkcd.com/2277/  
In times of Corona, it is advised not to do that.
This just reminds me of that image macro with all the hentai dialogue that is both hilariously absurd and disturbing surreal at the same time.
 
Bizarre hentai dialogue is truly a work or literary art.
@Eeveeinheat
 
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@Chapaev  
Ты тоже здесь, хуесосина?
This reminds me of the time Captain America had to eat his own shield or he’d die.
@ShimmeringStallion  
you mean this ?  
full
@Red Anon  
Fricken’ smart ass…
@ShimmeringStallion  
my guess would be, everything.
@Kkona  
Was that to the picture?
 
… Or to the comments?
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@thps48
 
Yes.  
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The what in the where
I’d really love to see that
That’s… Japan for you. Eyeball licking and cringe-inducing, hilarious hentai dialouge.
 
This will defintely end in pink eye.
@thps48  
Mine’s as young as you wanna pay for, bae. ;)
 
… Okay, THAT made ME cringe…
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@ShimmeringStallion  
That line is from 2014… Unless yours is younger. XD
@thps48  
Clearly, that was the inspiration for “This is… ULTIMATE MASTURBATION!
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Showing off your Stand is like showing off your asshole.
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“This must be the taste of a liar.”
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