They’ve gone ludicrous speed!

All the old paintings on the tomb
They do the same dance, don’tcha know
If they move too quick (oh wey oh)
They’re fallin’ down like a domino

All the bazaar men by the Nile,
They go their money on the bet
Like crocodiles (oh wey oh)
They snap their teeth on a cigarette

Foreign types on the hookah pipe say
Wey-oh-wey-oh! Wey-oh! Wey-oh!
Walk like an Egyptian.