@Background Pony #B643
I don’t get why they don’t allow s to delete their own comments. It involves a simple MySQL query and a simple session variable or cookie. Perhaps site development, not politics, will be what drives the boom of the altboorus.
Anyway, a 44-foot long tongue would probably seem impossible for a creature of that size. It could be 10+ times her own length.
@Background Pony #B643
I’m sorry if I keep writing these, but Derpibooru doesn’t seem to have an “edit” or “delete” button.
You can edit comments, however you can only do so within fifteen minutes of posting them. Only site staff can delete comments, but if you want your own comment deleted, you can send in a report requesting the comment’s deletion and one of the staff will probably delete it for you.
She’d require at least 44 feet, 4.8 inches of tongue to wrap me up completely. Do you think it would extend that far or would she just lick me like a dog would?
I dunno exactly how long her tongue is (the answer always seems to be “long enough”). I wanna say she probably could, but using her tongue to cocoon whoever she’s feeding off of doesn’t seem to be her style anyway.
I’m sorry if I keep writing these, but Derpibooru doesn’t seem to have an “edit” or “delete” button.
Anyway, I have calculated that if Akaname’s tongue is 3 inches wide, I am 6 feet tall, and I have an average outside diameter of 22.2 inches, it would mean she’d require at least 44 feet, 4.8 inches of tongue to wrap me up completely. Do you think it would extend that far or would she just lick me like a dog would?
@Background Pony #B643
Right, but what would be the cutoff? (i.e. At what point does her tongue give out, meaning her tongue would be extended to its maximum length and she’d have to free-fall?)
@Background Pony #BD18
I dunno if she could climb up with her tongue, but 40’ isn’t that far of a fall, and she could use her tongue to ease her way down. Though she’d probably swallow the soot before giving you a tongue bath (in which your compliance wouldn’t be a factor).
@Background Pony #B643
She could, but my question is how difficult is it for her to climb a roof that is roughly 40 feet high, fall down a chimney that is just as high, and love to tell the tale? And I’m not sure whether I’d want to be licked clean, especially if there’s soot stuck to her tongue.
@Badumsquish
And I’d say good luck getting into my home. She’d have to go through a locked door and she doesn’t have any mail slots to stick her tongue through. The only way in for her is to climb down a chimney and I doubt any sane person would be willing to take that risk. Except Santa Claus.
Me: Yeeeeah, sorry. My shower wasn’t working all that time for SOME weird reason. I bet someone stole all my water….
Akaname Pony: Oh, don’t worry, it won’t be a problem at all. (Sticks out tongue)
Me: Just try to keep that tongue out of my mouth, okay?
Akaname Pony: I’ll try, but I already know you want me to anyway……
Me: chuckles Why do you figure that?
Akaname Pony: I know how you Bronies are…… hehehehehe……
“reverse french kissing”
I had to look that up, and immediately imagined akaname doing it. That’s kinda hot.
Not vore. Just anything to do with tongues and/or tentacles :D
So I take it that anal vore and reverse French kissing are on her fetish list. Is that correct?
I don’t get why they don’t allow s to delete their own comments. It involves a simple MySQL query and a simple session variable or cookie. Perhaps site development, not politics, will be what drives the boom of the altboorus.
Anyway, a 44-foot long tongue would probably seem impossible for a creature of that size. It could be 10+ times her own length.
I’m sorry if I keep writing these, but Derpibooru doesn’t seem to have an “edit” or “delete” button.
Anyway, I have calculated that if Akaname’s tongue is 3 inches wide, I am 6 feet tall, and I have an average outside diameter of 22.2 inches, it would mean she’d require at least 44 feet, 4.8 inches of tongue to wrap me up completely. Do you think it would extend that far or would she just lick me like a dog would?
So if I wanted to f||*||ck her, would I want to measure her tongue as part of foreplay?
So there’d need to be a case of Akaname Santa Claus or something for that to happen…
Nopony knows. Twilight asked to measure it, but that’s quite a lewd request in Akaname culture.
Right, but what would be the cutoff? (i.e. At what point does her tongue give out, meaning her tongue would be extended to its maximum length and she’d have to free-fall?)
She can contort and squeeze through very tight spaces. Spaces that should by all s be impossible >:D
@Background Pony #B643
@Background Pony #BD18
@Background Pony #B643
She probably wouldn’t like soot very much, though. It’s edible to her, but maybe in the way grass is to a human being :D
I dunno if she could climb up with her tongue, but 40’ isn’t that far of a fall, and she could use her tongue to ease her way down. Though she’d probably swallow the soot before giving you a tongue bath (in which your compliance wouldn’t be a factor).
She could, but my question is how difficult is it for her to climb a roof that is roughly 40 feet high, fall down a chimney that is just as high, and love to tell the tale? And I’m not sure whether I’d want to be licked clean, especially if there’s soot stuck to her tongue.
Akaname eat dirt and filth, so she could probably snack on the soot stuck to the chimney walls before licking you clean.
And I’d say good luck getting into my home. She’d have to go through a locked door and she doesn’t have any mail slots to stick her tongue through. The only way in for her is to climb down a chimney and I doubt any sane person would be willing to take that risk. Except Santa Claus.
Jealous mutes?
The legitimacy of the hat is questionable at best. But oh well, I’m sure they were just running low on them.
That tongue, however, is a trustworthy tongue if ever I saw one.
@redweasel
@Officer Hotpants
Who wouldn’t trust a tongue like that? :D
Good enough for me.
she is the legittest.
Seems legit.
Don’t know. I usually don’t plan too far ahead :P
When are you gonna make another Akaname deviation? (Not Deviantart artwork but you know what I’m talking about right)?
I’ll be sure to