Pyromaniac fighter. Undead. Roman general. Lewdster. Vampire slayer. Certified Ph.D Sukablyatologist. Dun goofer. Music nerd. Dom/sub switch. Self-contradiction fan. Hates self-contradiction.
Somehow a pokemon and a pokemon trainer simultaneously, maybe due to the Large Hadron Collider.
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